A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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