- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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