- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Can anyone Lenin money?

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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