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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

What do u call a banana? A banana......

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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