If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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... Chan chan

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Soccer...

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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kk

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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