How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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A car walks into a bar.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Take wrong turns

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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A black student graduated High School

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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