- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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