Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Get on the boat.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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