Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Your face

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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