- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

wanna here a joke? you.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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