- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Women's Rights

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

One day a man walked into a wall

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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