- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

How do you make a little girl cry?

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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