What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

A jew enters a mall.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Asians

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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