Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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