That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Corn Muffins

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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