- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why? Why not?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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