- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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