Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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