- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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