- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

anti-joke.com

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

You know whats funny Aids

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??