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A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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