- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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