- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's your blood type? Red.

womens rights.

Loperson

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

#Getweird

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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