What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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