- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

haha Otarts was here

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

i killed my family

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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