Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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