- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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