- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

osama bin laden is dead

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

whats worse than gill? nothing

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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