A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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A fat guy!

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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