- Anti Joke

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What did the man with no head say to the women?

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What did the man with no head say to the women?

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store