What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

field day?

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Anti Joke

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