- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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