- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Ebola

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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