- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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