Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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eoin burgin is fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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