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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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