- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How High is a Chinese man

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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