- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

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