- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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