Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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