Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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