A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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WILLY

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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