- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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