- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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