Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Shea's sty....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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