- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Brain fart

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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