What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Christianity.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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