- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

WILLYS

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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