What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Barack Obama.

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when debbie meets downer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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