that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Can midgets still have big dreams?

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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