- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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