monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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