What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

360 NO SCOPE

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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