What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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