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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Obama walks into a hospital....

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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