What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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