Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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This sentance contains three errers

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Blacks

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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