What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Waseem is a hard worker.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Anti Joke

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