How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

69.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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