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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

whats black and strange a paki

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

GOODBYE

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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