After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Nah

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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snooki

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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