- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

robin, get in the car.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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