- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

feminists.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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