If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

The GOV and the WHO?

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Julian Ha.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

ever tried african food? they neither

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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