Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the man die? He was old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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