But who would want to sell us out and why?

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

hers a joke... japanese people

Get up Look in the mirror

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What's 9 + 10 19

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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