- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

hashtags suck balls

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

women's rights

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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