- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

I'm Polish.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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