Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Nickleback.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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#Getweird

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Your sex life.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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What is red? A rock painted red

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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