- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Your life

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

j.p. is dumb

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Large 4

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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