- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

what did the old lady die of old age...

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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