- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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