Kameron Brown is gay.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Kyle grund parker coffey

A car walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Black people stink of shite!

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Anti Joke

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