There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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