- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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