Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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The Qur'an

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What does water taste like? Water

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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learn. advance!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Robin, Get in the Car

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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PENIS

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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