- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

VITAMIN C!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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