What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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well now

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whats the capital of congo famine

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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