What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Bob Saget

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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copy me and i will kill you

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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